Thank you, Thought the EAQ/Rule was just that first post, didn't see the second one. My bad.
As you can tell I meant it when I said "I'll just copy/paste it here and feel stupid later."
Every time I start up Minecraft with Forge, the window opens, everything turns white, seconds later the screen goes black, few seconds more and Minecraft crashes, any idea what's going on? I'm too lazy to read all of the crash report so I'll just copy/paste it here and feel stupid later.